Go ahead and file this one under Things That Make Me Happier Than Words Could Ever Describe: according to a Florida police report there’s a 19-year-old woman named Cherries Waffles Tennis. I like to believe her mama based it on her favorite fruit, breakfast item, and sport. Pretty legit system if you ask me! My hypothetical child would be dubbed Strawberries Biscuits Synchronized Swimming. Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but hey, you can’t have it all. Let’s be honest — my pretend kid was doomed from the start!
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